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mood: annoyed

music: Silent Hill 3 OST

I hate driving in this town, swear to God.

First of all, when are you people gonna start using your goddamn turn signals? What, are they broken, or is it just too hard to take a millisecond out of your precious time to flick the switch? Speaking of turn signals, must you signal 500 feet from your turning destination? It confuses the hell out of everyone, not to mention it is completely unnecessary. What’s up with signaling left and then turning right, anyway? That seems to happen all too often around here. So, what, you’ve been driving for twenty-plus years and you still can’t figure out the basic maneuver between flicking the switch up to signal right and down to signal left? I also love how you people brake sharply without any warning before SLOWLY turning onto the road. Yeah, that’s just a lawsuit waiting to happen. So either you pay fucking attention to where the hell you’re going or just totally risk paying for damages to the baffled driver behind you. Yeah, makes perfect sense to me. Perhaps if you hanged up the goddamn cell phone and actually drove this wouldn’t have to happen.

Must you also ride my ass as I am slowing down for a light that just turned red? Why are you always in such a fucking hurry to race to the stoplight when it’s red? If you go slower then you will have a better chance of making it to the stoplight when it turns green again. So in a way I am doing your sorry ass a favour by normally approaching a stoplight, you ungrateful, foolish, rushing bastards. Speaking of which, why in the fucking blue hell must you tailgate me while I am going 15 miles over the speed limit in the fast lane? What, is that not fast enough for you, Your Grace? By all means, just pass me already! I’ll catch up with you to the next red stoplight anyway, you dumb shit.

Also, when I start to go when a stoplight turns green, why don’t you wait a couple seconds for me to pick up speed before rushing to pass me and get a whopping car’s length in front of me? Give me a second to speed up before you go apeshit; I’m driving a fucking mid-‘90s Dodge minivan, not a goddamn Mustang. Christ. Speaking of which, just because my van has flames on the hood doesn’t mean I want to race…not that I could anyway. It’s a minivan; it’s far from a Dodge Charger. I don’t care that anyone would smoke me in a race. Go ahead and crash and burn on your own time, fucking delinquents.

Now, I have a special place in my heart for all you old farts, truly I do, especially when you decide to pull out in front of me on the main road in the FAST LANE and go 20 MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. I swear to God sometimes I just feel like plowing over your fucking Impalas and Buicks. While you’re at it try to figure out the basic distinction between the gas and break pedals. I know you’re old and don’t give a shit anymore, but you’re gonna piss off the wrong people when you decide to ride the brake on a 55-mph road. So step on it, Ethel; the slot machines ain’t gonna play themselves (arcades are becoming increasingly popular down here; the old folks love to gamble away therir grandchildrens' inheritence).

Goddamn. You know, I am very much tempted to get that bumper sticker that says “If you’re gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair,” but my dad threatened to disown me if I did. Ah well.

I fucking hate this town.

Anyway. Yay, rainbows!

mood: bored

music: Korn - Greatest Hits, Volume 1

I wanna learn to play the electric guitar. NAO.

Anywho, just bumpin'. Check out the new layout; it's all sparkly and rainbowy! Yaay! x__x

mood: aggravated

Oh...my...GOD, I am SO pissed right now! I went to Spencer's in the mall to look for a gift for my brother, and as usual, I saw an irresponsible "mother" there, letting her innocent 4-year-old son (and I'm not kidding, he DID look 4 or 5 years old) wander around the sex toy section. I didn't stare, of course, but I was more than a little miffed. After all, what the hell goes through a parent's mind when they waltz into Spencer's, a very much crude and adult store, with their kindergarten brood in tow? Probably nothing. As if I wasn't disturbed enough at that point, my blood literally froze when the mother said to her son, "Come on, let's look for a sexy poster for daddy's garage!" I prayed that I was only hearing things. I thought to myself that there was no possible WAY that this mother wanted her 4-year-old to help her look through dirty posters as a gift for his (supposed) father. Sure enough, she took his hand and walked him over to the poster section, and as they flipped through them together, I heard her say to little Johnny, "No, no, let's find a sexier one, sexier!" I felt like throwing up. More than that, I felt like yelling at her, and I actually had to hold myself back. I left the store quickly after that for fear that if I did stay around any longer, I'd lose it.

Alas, the insanity didn't stop there. On my way home from the mall, I got stuck behind an old crone as usual, going literally about 20 on a 50-mph road. I passed her, and I glanced at her really quick to see that not only did she appear she was about to croak any minute, but she was text messaging. I'll say that again: the old bat was text messaging going 30 miles under the speed limit. lolwut. Who and why the hell could an 80-year-old coot be text messaging, anyway? "hey ethel c u @ the bridge club, lolz ttyl" FTW. What is WRONG with people?! Argh, the idiocy of the human race baffles me. At least it makes *me* feel normal, and that's saying a *lot*, believe me.

mood: hungry

Wow, a new journal. I just can't seem to make up my mind, eh? >_> 

Anywho, on DA I am known as helterskellter, but I am starting to get tired of it, as all of the anime shit is getting to my head. Being worshipped by preteens is also really getting on my nerves, sooo, I thought, "O hay, maybe I can put some stuff up on LJ!" Such is the excuse as to why I made a new LiveJournal. YAY! 8D Sooo, if you want to add me, please go right ahead, 'cause I am lonely. ;3;

Basically, this'll be my sketch/rant/music blog and stuff like that. I will TRY to be committed to it, because lord knows I was never committed to any of my previous LJ accounts, and thus they were left empty and sad. @_@ So, yep, that's about it. W00t.

Oh yeah, I'm going to Best Buy at 3 AM tomorrow to get a new laptop that is on sale. Yeah, I have to get up that early because of Black Friday, so wish me luck...on actually forcing myself to get up, that is! x)

Oh, and HAPPY TURKEY DAY! 8D